Florida Zack Morris's

I posted this stupid jersey on Reddit. Hence the water mark saying somebody else's username.

I'm not sure what inspired this jersey. Maybe it was an after effect of being indoctrinated with early 90's Saved By The Bell reruns.

Florida Panther's are extremely irrelevant. They are an awful hockey team. They are named after an animal that is probably extinct in the state of Florida. They should be called the Florida Grandmothers Who You Only Call When You Need To Borrow Money Because You're An Awful Fucking Grandson.

(Florida's new mascot, the dead grandmother, posing for a facebook picture with a lucky fan.)

To become relevant again, Florida needs to appeal to the youth of America. They need to throw some jerseys on rappers (Rap is still popular right?) in their music videos, so kids see that, and decide that if they too are going to be hussling everyday, they have to be doing it while cheering for the Florida Panthers.

(Close but no marijuana cigarette.)

Imagine Justin Bieber sporting a Florida jersey, while laughing, and taking a dump on the Boston Bruins logo while one tear slides down the cheek of Zdeno Chara.

 (Beiber caught just before he slid his pants down, and took a big steaming dump right in the mouth of Chicago's Native American mascot.)

(I could not find a picture of Zdeno Chara crying. So you'll have to settle for this. I can't judge the man.)

Without further ado....here is the awful jersey concept.

(Celebrating the great hockey career of Beach Boy's drummer, John Stamos. He wore the number 69, because that is a sexual act he greatly enjoyed participating in with woman a lot and stuff. I'm pretty sure Scarface is huge in the hip hop community because he glamorizes rising from the bottom and to the top (Like Kanye says in that song of his) He also glamorized making bad choices, and having an early demise due to using far too much cocaine, and allowing his own ego to make him think he was invincible. )

In the comments, let me know which rapper you'd like to see wear this jersey. Do the Panthers suck? Would you wear this jersey? Bigger bad ass, John Stamos, or Tony Montana? Would Tony Montana have fit in in the Full House household?