Vancouver Casucks

Here is a Vancouver Canucks concept I made. NHL is doing a bunch of out door games this season, I think it's because the league is broke and can no longer afford arenas, so they are playing on ponds or something.

They make new jerseys for these Winter Classics, so that stupid fans can pay 100's of dollars for them, and they can make a lot of money. Which doesn't seem to be working, because they are playing outside.

Here is the concept. Loosely based on Vancouver's 80's jerseys which were probably invented by a blind super villain, who wanted his team to look really shitty, but also really evil at the same time. These are a bit more modern.


The V stands for Vancouver, not Vagina. Vancouver Canucks, not the Vagina Canucks. Although, THE WAY THEY PLAY THEY PROBABLY HAVE VAGINAS AND STUFF.

Here is the shitty jersey. I will try and publish a jersey a day....or every few days....because I am depressed, unemployed, and need a feeling of meaning. I'm not sure I can go on much longer like this, I really need to feel the touch of a woman, the validation of love, the ecstasy of making another human smile, and feeling their warmth radiate back into your soul. So hopefully this helps. Enjoy.

As you can see, it's more of a modernized version of the "V" jersey. If I was more into this, I'd hand draw Captain Canuck flying out of the jersey like the Duck's Wild Wing jerseys.....but who the fuck has that much free time.